Scouse!TOKYO x Mob Squad Tokyo: Donk Bass Bootlegs

While I strain my brains on what to write in this thing, I have a little tidbit of news to report on today.

Scouse!TOKYO, the Tokyo based donk-a-riffic crew bringing the sounds of a style with a detuned bassline from Liverpool are releasing an album in collaboration with Mob Squad Tokyo. While I’m one of the few people who scratches their heads at the idea of a Scouse Tokyo (I cannot imagine anybody wanting to speak with a Liverpudlian accent, especially people from Tokyo, of all places), I personally find donks highly amusing… until I see the Blackout Crew and then I end up wishing the damned thing never existed.

The album is slated for a September 21 release and will have an accompanying Scouse!TOKYO party.


Artist: Various
Title: Scouse!TOKYO Presents – DONK BASS BOOTLEGS
Catalogue No: MSTBL016
Tracklist:
01. Mr.ABC – Balalaika vs. Yaranaika
02. 204 – D’nk Soldier
03. DJ Schwarzenegger – Who Kills MJ?
04. Bit Breaks – 8 VS 16 Bit
05. Mr.ABC – INSTRUMENT FLYING (pump this mix)
06. DONK TERRORIST – Blue Technologic
07. D.N.K – Sound Crusher
08. Shingo Dj – DONK is Fashion!
09. DONK TERRORIST – Move It
10. grayghost – Don’t Rest!
11. Y.V.L vs 204 – Donkly-Hvn

This release walks the borderline of highly amusing and highly appalling. Personally, I’m going to stick with highly amusing.

J-Core Masterz 5: Tracklist Amended

Well, in a surprising turn of events – it looks like this CD is still pushing through for a Comiket 76 release but with an altered tracklist.


Artist: Various
Title: J-Core Masterz Vol. 5
Label: Mob Squad Black Label
Catalogue: MSTBL014
Tracklist:
01. DJ Schwarzenegger – Don’t say “crazy”
02. RUMBLETRON – ぴたごら☆フィーバー!
03. M-Project – Get Naked
04. RoughSketch – Pride or Money
05. OZIGIRI – J-FISH MASTERZ
06. die!!die!!color!!! – Trust
07. Round Wave Crusher – SPEED KILLED TEH MOE (TEH NERDKORE EDIT)
08. Black Ace – Flying With Fish
09. MUZIK SERVANT – The 2nd
10. Black Ace – Let’s Kick Some Mouses!
11. D-noise – the pirate song
12. Round Wave Crusher – Show Time (Naked)
13. 撲殺少女工房 – Beach Summer Kisser
14. DONK TERRORIST – Party Dominator
15. BUBBLE-B – WHITE MIRACLE
16. No.305 – いいんちょさんだ!瀬川泉
17. FUCK DJ PAPER CHAOS

And that, as they say, is that. I am curious what kind of track the last track is going to be, but I hope it’s angry and very violent. :p

J-Core Masterz 5: Tracklist.

Well, M-Project posted on his mixi the tracklist for J-Core Masterz 5. I’ve always disliked J-Core Masterz as a series because compared to its older sister Bastard Pop Terrorists, it’s just not very good. J-Core Masterz is where people from the internet who think that they can make “J-Core” send their tracks over to whoever runs MST and he masters them and releases them on a CD. And to give it some veneer of credibility, you have people like Bubble-B and M-Project contributing.


Artist: Various
Title: J-Core Masterz Vol. 5
Label: Mob Squad Black Label
Catalogue: MSTBL014
Tracklist:
01. DJ Paper Chaos – Ichigo 100%
02. RUMBLETRON – ぴたごら☆フィーバー!
03. M-Project – Get Naked
04. RoughSketch – Pride or Money
05. OZIGIRI – J-FISH MASTERZ
06. die!!die!!color!!! – Trust
07. Round Wave Crusher – SPEED KILLED TEH MOE (TEH NERDKORE EDIT)
08. Black Ace – Flying With Fish
09. MUZIK SERVANT – The 2nd
10. Black Ace – Let’s Kick Some Mouses!
11. DJ Schwarzenegger – Don’t say “crazy”
12. Round Wave Crusher – Show Time (Naked)
13. 撲殺少女工房 – Beach Summer Kisser
14. DONK TERRORIST – Party Dominator
15. BUBBLE-B – WHITE MIRACLE
16. No.305 – いいんちょさんだ!瀬川泉

In short, this album is just made of subpar animu remixes with really shitty music underneath with a few good tracks by the artists who actually know what they’re doing in an attempt to balance it out. Oh, and more Shingo DJ (under his Round Wave Crusher alias) than there needs to be (Two motherfucking tracks, jesus.) So please, don’t bother buying this unless you want to know how truly awful some music can be.